Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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