This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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