Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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