In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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