New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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