Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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