South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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