I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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