why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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