Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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