Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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