I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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