i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect