i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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