All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.