I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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