ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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