We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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