well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Randomize
