3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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