Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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