just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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