How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The adults are the big ones right?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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