the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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