ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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