i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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