I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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