So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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