Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
fuck your aforementioned shoe
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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