Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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