Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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