That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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