Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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