shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I can text with my tongue
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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