its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he shaved USA in his pubs
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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