That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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