I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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