he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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