Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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