am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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