RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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