also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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