She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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