I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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