stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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