Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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