Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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