don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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