I wish I could teleport
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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