come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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