Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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