They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.