Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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