took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Do vagina's smell?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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