Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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