I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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