I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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