Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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