is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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