Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
send nudes
from the living room?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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